Running Late

Literally Never On Time

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iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

My cousin is always watching Everybody Loves Raymond in the other room while I’m on the computer. I always hear Raymond’s voice. His deep, throaty voice, like a hungover toad. It’s very unique. Sometimes I continue to hear the thick grog of Ray Romano long after the television is off. Ray tells me things. Ray tells me horrible, horrible things. And I listen.

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collegehumor:

Yo… like, where did memes even come from? Were they, like, birthed out of the cosmos like the rest of existence? Or did Alfred Einstein just toke up and invent LOLcats or whatever? Haha I don’t know, man… What was I saying? Oh yeah, these memes are the dankest.

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